Montana Towns as Marvel’s Avengers: Heroically Funny
With Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania coming out this Friday, I thought I'd compare each of the Avengers to Montana towns. I mean, I've already done Montana towns as Simpsons characters, Spongebob characters and even M&Ms mascots, so I'm obviously looking for any excuse. But hey— you're here, so I must be doing something right. Here's a list of Montana towns and which Avenger they most resemble:
Butte - Thor
The Avenger who likes to drink beer and win fights has to be Butte. He even carries his hammer around much like people from Butte open carry.
Missoula - Doctor Strange
The phrase "keep Missoula weird" makes just as much sense if you substitute the word "strange." And I've met a few Zootown hippies who are convinced they lived out the plot of Multiverse of Madness.
Billings - Spider-Man
Mostly because Billings is the only town ol' webhead could even websling in.
Whitefish - Iron Man
The guy who's superpower is being insanely rich. Tell me that doesn't sound like a dude from Whitefish, but be careful, because a lie like that could make your nose grow so quickly it may bop the screen you're reading this on.
Helena - Captain America
I may be giving our state's capital too much credit here, let's hope they can live up to such high praise.
Ant-Man - Hamilton
What they lack in size they make up for in charm.
Bozeman - Hulk
Hulk was once a wild, rugged beast that became a big dork posing for pictures and signing autographs... sound familiar?
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