Sweat it or Forget it

Did you know that there are strict rules on the sale of Gatorade now? You must have a winning attitude and you must be sweating at the time of purchase. It is not to be used to help with hangovers. No exceptions will be made, not even if it’s your birthday.

Back sweat is the most preferable types of sweat. I’m just speculating here, but I think that could be because if your back is sweating, that means you’re really getting a good full body work out.

It is also important to have a winning attitude when purchasing Gatorade. It is not to be used to as a way to help you rehydrate the next day after making bad decisions the night before. There will be no more abusing Gatorade for your own personal pleasure. It is to be used strictly for business.

Sweat is Gatorade’s business.

Joy Larson is a mother of four boys, graduate of the University of Montana, animal lover and writer.