Montana Cannabis Shop Names Ranked According to Dankness

It's a tough job ranking all these Montana cannabis shop names, but someone's got to do it. Well, technically no one has to do this, but I'm doing it anyway. Here's the best Montana cannabis shop names ranked:

25. Lionheart Cannabis

The lion is the king of the jungle, in this case it's a quite the pungent jungle.

24. Treasure Tree

I see what they did there.

23. Silverleaf Snyelmn

Bold choice to name their shop something that I can't figure out how to pronounce.

22. Greener Pastures

Presumably your day after a visit to this shop will be a greener pasture than before you got there.

21. Collective Elevation

Montana's distance from sea level helps with cannabis shop names.

20. Cannabis Connection

The connection that gets you from having no weed, to having weed.

19. The Higher Standard

If your standards are high for anything, it should be for that which gets you high.

18. Treasure Tree

Treasure Tree sounds like a treasure in the Treasure State.

17. Think Higher

Great name, but sometimes you should definitely think sober-er.

16. Kush Dispensing Company

Straight and to the point.

15. Around The Clock Cannabis

Tick, tick, it's cannabis time. It's always 4:20 at this awesome spot.

14. Last Best Cannabis

Not last on this list.

13. Honey Sour

Sounds cool but I don't think I actually want to taste honey mixed with Warheads.

12. Montana Canna

I love the rhyme, someone put this in a rap immediately.

11. Moncanna

Putting two words together is dank.

10. Groove

Groovy.

9. Seed of Life Labs

A dramatic name for a plant that makes you want to eat chips and watch cartoons, but I like it.

8. Comfort Care Cannabliss

More dank combining words.

7. Holistic Relief by Design

Such a serious name, the contrast of what they actually sell makes me Seth-Rogen laugh.

6. Last Horse Springs

I like how they didn't even try to make this sound like a cannabis shop. Putting in no effort is dank.

5.  Cutthroat Cannabis

Gnarliest name on this list and of course it's in Butte.

4. Ganja Goddess

Definitely not a myth,

3. Sensible Alternatives

A not-so-subtle jab at the pharmaceutical industry, me thinks.

2. Fat Hippie

Sounds like my kind of place, man.

1. We'd

Just three letters, elegant and dank.