Montanans vs Aliens: Who Would Win?
Montana is so beautiful that
people sentient beings from all over the world universe come here to visit. According to a study commissioned by MyVision.org, Montana has the 3rd most UFO sightings per capita in the United States. This state is also home to one of the most famous UFO encounters. In 1950, a man in Great Falls saw two UFOs and even managed to get them on film. Wikipedia says it's "believed to be among the first ever taken of what came to be called an unidentified flying object." The video below has the footage.
What makes the situation stranger is that though Montana has had so many UFO sightings, we've had not one famous abduction. How can that be? Well, I have a lil theory:
That's right, I think aliens are actually scared of abducting a Montanan. Or maybe they've tried, but clever Montanans have always foiled their plot. This state has people I think could take out Michael Myers, so a few Reese's-Pieces eating dorks should be no problem. Don't even try, Martian, we've got a lasso with your name on it. Wait, do aliens have names? I'm getting distracted here— the point is extraterrestrials shouldn't come here if they're looking for a fight.
But if the extraterrestrials want to party, that's a different story. To any chill outer-space homies who are reading this, I invite you to Montana for a kick back. We'll trade you craft beers for some space herbs and we can show you our ways, just don't harsh our mellow with any xenomorph stuff, okay?