What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Aries Season in Missoula 2023: Hot Cosmic Shifts
It's the Spring Equinox and I think maybe ever Missoulian is glad. It's been a cold, snowy winter, which could. have added some introspection to the already emotional Pisces season. Aries season (March 20th through April 20th) is the start of the astrological new year, which is fitting in the sense that now is the time that we'll start seeing beginnings of new life here in Montana...
Reasons Why Montana and Ireland are So Twins
Many Montanans have Irish heritage, but I think that’s only where our fondness of Ireland starts
Where to Ride Go-Karts in Montana
Oh go-karts, how I've missed you. All the fun of driving without the potentially horrifying consequences, and without the total bore of traffic and someone in the passenger seat telling you everything you're doing wrong. Maybe heaven is just a go-kart ride for infinity, I can't rule out the possibility...
What Do Montanans Dream About According to Data
Dreams... they're so weird. I mean think about it— each night you spend multiple hours imagining outlandish scenarios without even a hint of skepticism. At times these dreams are absolutely bizarre and nightmarish, yet you still wake up feeling refreshed. My i ...
Montana Drunk Shopping: What They Buy When They Booze
Add online shopping to the list of vices
Family-Friendly Policies Montana Needs Now: Opinion
You hear it all the time— "children are the future." That's because they are, and yet I don't think the country is doing everything it can to benefit kids or the parents who raise them. I have a vision of Montana becoming the place to start a family, and inspiring other states to take a similar approach. Though ta...
What If Leprechauns Lived in Montana? (Maybe They Do)
Who said leprechauns only live in Ireland?
Best Bars in Missoula for Saint Patrick’s Day
Zootown has some great options for holiday drinkin'
Paris Hilton Makes Plea to Montana Senate on Twitter
Learn why Paris Hilton is advocating for Montana's HB-218
Montana Slang Words To Spice Up Your Sentences
Montanans have a way of talking
Montana Rescue or Survival Stories You Might Not Have Heard Of
People who've faced life-threatening situations and lived, either through their own perseverance or through the efforts of rescuers
Reality Shows That Montanans Should Audition For
Montanans are skilled in so many ways, yet I feel we're underrepresented in reality television. If more of us auditioned, we'd probably dominate the whole industry. Here's some reality shows Montanans should audition for. American Ninja Warrior Last summer a Montana teen had an impressive performance on the show...