Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together.
While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie’s Neighbors Think They’re Killing the California Beaches
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
Selena Gomez’s Reaction to a Justin Bieber T-Shirt Is Kinda Priceless [PHOTO]
Selena Gomez posted a photo on Twitter today in which she posed with a fan wearing a Justin Bieber T-shirt -- and her expression is several kinds of awesome.
No, Rihanna Is Not Pregnant
Don't worry. Rihanna's not going to be asking anyone to shut up and drive her to the maternity ward any time soon.
Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.
Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.
Get the Popcorn: Lindsay Lohan Is Booked on David Letterman Next Week
After a six-year dry spell, Lindsay Lohan will end an apparent Letterman prohibition by appearing on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' on Tuesday, Apr. 9.
‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee Dead at 21 [UPDATED]
Shain Gandee, star of MTV's 'Buckwild,' has reportedly been found dead in West Virginia some 30 hours after going missing.
Jared Leto Gets Human Ears From His Fans + Turns Them Into Necklaces [NSFW PHOTO]
An anonymous fan (Roman, or countryman) sent Jared Leto their sliced-off ear, because apparently 30 Seconds to Mars fandom has gotten extremely competitive of late.
Jay Leno Molts His Nice Guy Image, Ironically Calls NBC Execs ‘Snakes’
With age comes wisdom and, sometimes, just not caring anymore. A good example is talk show veteran Jay Leno, who dropped subtlety during his opening monologue on Monday, March 18.