Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Jennifer Aniston Is Finalizing Plans to Wed Justin Theroux. No, Seriously.
Perusing the tabloids, one would think Jennifer Aniston has planned weddings on multiple occasions, all while being knocked up with twins. And ever since she announced her engagement to Justin Theroux back in October, the feeding frenzy has only intensified.
Tina Fey Will Not Host the 2014 Oscars No Matter How Much You Beg
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made us love them more with their joint Golden Globe hosting, leaving William Shatner to ponder during the opening of the 2013 Oscars, “Why can't we just get Tina and Amy to host this show? Why can't Tina and Amy just host everything?”
2013 Oscars – Christoph Waltz Wins Best Supporting Actor [VIDEO]
Christoph Waltz landed his second Oscar win for his role as Best Supporting Actor as German bounty hunter in the controversial Western 'Django Unchained.'
Donald Trump’s Twitter Account Was Hilariously Hacked. Too Bad It Didn’t Last Long.
Blowhard billionaire Donald Trump generally uses his Twitter account to complain about the state of the world, which is why everyone was confused when he seemingly posted a “raunchy” Lil Wayne lyric from will.i.am. and Britney Spears' remix version of 'Scream & Shout' instead of announcing his latest ridiculous lawsuit.
Seth MacFarlane Is Prepping For the Oscars With His Siamese Fighting Fish
This year, in a continuing quest by the Academy to make the Oscars “cool” (if you ignore last year), comedian and 'Family Guy' creator Seth MacFarlane was chosen to don a tux and bow tie and host the star-studded event.
To drum up press for the upcoming ceremony, MacFarlane proved that the event coordinators may have finally done something right.
John Mayer Gave Katy Perry an Ugly Ring + Now They Might Be Engaged [PHOTOS]
Katy Perry stepped out on Valentine's Day with a gift from her boyfriend John Mayer: a heart-shaped ruby ring that she wore on her left ring finger to make the paparazzi explode. TROLOLOLOLOLO.
Now rumors are flying that the couple plans to wed, despite their reps neither confirming or denying an engagement.
LL Cool J, Chuck D, Travis Barker + More Close Out the 2013 Grammys [VIDEO]
Host LL Cool J closed out the 2013 Grammys with a trip down nostalgia lane with his new song 'Whaddup,' reminding us that LL isn't just an actor and a guy who overuses the word "hashtag" -- he's still a pretty badass rapper.
We have already pushed this performance into the part of our brain where his ditty about genetically mutated sharks reside.
Cool was joined onstage by Public Enemy's
Jay-Z, Ellen DeGeneres, Justin Timberlake + More in Our 2013 Grammys Photo Roundup of Awesome
Photographers were on hand to capture the antics of the 2013 Grammy attendees because booze plus celebrities equals fun. Or in this case, photos plus the appearance of Ellen DeGeneres equals fun.
Rihanna + Chris Brown Remind Us They’re Back Together at the 2013 Grammys [PHOTOS]
We are never allowed to forget that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. Because they will perpetually remind us whether it's not our business or not. It's why Instagram was invented after all.
Just four years after Brown beat RiRi's face to an unrecognizable pulp on the eve of the 2009 Grammys, the couple was spotted canoodling at this year's awards, with Brown throwing on his best "de
Justin Timberlake Shares Cover + Track Listing of His Upcoming Album ‘The 20/20 Experience’ [PHOTOS]
Justin Timberlake apparently goes to the optometrist in his fanciest tux, because eye care is no laughing matter. Or possibly because his new album is titled 'The 20/20 Experience' and the album cover is a tongue-in-cheek reference to vision. We're still unclear. (See what we did there?)
Chris Brown Rants On Instagram About How Hard It Is to Be Him [UPDATED]
UPDATED: According to Brown's reps, this whole thing was the work of a hoaxster. One of his mouthpieces told Gossip Cop, “It’s fake. He currently doesn’t have an Instagram.” Which could be an attempt at damage control, or it could be the truth. You decide.
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Chris Brown recently took to his Instagram account, which he made private after a fight with singer Frank Ocean, to complain about how har
Pink Somehow Fixed Her Marriage Despite All Those Dolts Who Don’t Think She’s Pretty
Grammy-nominated artist and all-around badass Pink was recently featured in Redbook magazine, opening up about her reconciliation with her husband (former freestyle motorcross racer Carey Hart) and discussing how she's convinced herself she's not pretty -- thanks to a whole lot of help from idiots on the outside.